Tales of Pets Tormenting their Owners
Credibility score: 52/100 — Mixed Credibility. Several questionable claims detected. Watch with healthy skepticism.
BSmeter analyzed "Tales of Pets Tormenting their Owners" and rated it 52/100 for credibility (a BS score of 48/100 — mixed credibility), on 2026-06-15. Its weakest claim — "Rabbit ate homework and snake tried to eat itself" — scored 45/100 and was flagged as personal story. 25 claims were checked against the video transcript. Scores are produced by BSmeter's AI analysis of the transcript, not independent human verification.
Of 25 claims analyzed: 0 scored under 40, 25 between 40 and 69, and 0 at 70 or above.
Claims analyzed
Dog sniffed dying owner then peed while staring — Personal Story (50/100)
At 0:30
Classic personal pet story — no way to verify but sounds exactly like something a clueless dog would do.
Why this score: Personal anecdote so it stands on its own.
- No external evidence possible for a private moment
- Dog behavior described matches known canine reactions to still owners
- The 30 kg detail adds nothing but flavor
Original quote: “I once pretended to die in front of my dog to see how he would react. The whole shebang walking around in the yard, clutched my chest, became a crumpled heap on the floor. He ran over. Success, sniffed my carcass, stepped on my boob, he is 30 kg, and then ran a meter away and peed while staring at…”
Puppy allegedly castrated entire litter by chewing their balls open — Personal Story (50/100)
At 2:30
Wild story — sounds like a vet emergency, not just a funny tale.
Why this score: Personal anecdote about extreme pet behavior. No way to verify without vet records. Similar real cases exist where dogs have injured littermates.
Original quote: “single-handedly responsible for castrating the entire litter by gnoring his own and the other's baller sacks open”
Personal stories of cats leaving dead mice and eating official documents — Personal Story (60/100)
At 5:32
Classic cat behavior — they hunt and gift prey, sometimes in weird places like boots or stockings.
Why this score: Anecdotal stories of cats bringing mice and eating paper.
- Common feline hunting instinct documented by vets
- No reason to doubt these specific memories
- Gross but believable pet owner experiences
Original quote: “My cat puked up the still beating heart of whatever the hell he managed to kill and eat in the yard on the kitchen floor. My cat put a live mouse IN MY BOOT. MY CAT PUT HALF of a mouse in my Christmas stocking. My cat ate a government form.”
Dog eats socks and once removed a tampon — Personal Story (55/100)
At 5:45
Dogs eating laundry and random objects is extremely common — pica behavior is well known.
Why this score: Dog eating socks and foreign objects matches frequent vet reports.
- Fabric ingestion often requires surgery in severe cases
- Tampon story is gross but medically plausible
- Speaker clearly experienced it firsthand
Original quote: “My dog snorts ants like they're cocaine. [__] out a tampon with a My dog eats socks. He steals them from the laundry basket and gobbles them up insatiably before I can get to him because he knows he's doing a bad.”
Dog re-ate a sock right after vomiting it up — Personal Story (50/100)
At 5:55
Gross but possible — dogs will sometimes eat their own vomit or regurgitated items.
Why this score: Dog re-eating vomited sock sounds extreme but fits known scavenging behavior.
- Dogs often try to re-ingest things they just threw up
- The timing and detail make it feel like a real memory
- No external evidence needed for personal story
Original quote: “He always throws them back up a day or so later and once even pooped one out which I had to help pull out from his anus. Once on a walk, he threw up a sock. A moment later, he threw up yet another one. As I picked up the second sock, HE QUICKLY AT BACK DOWN the first one before I could confiscate…”
Rabbit ate homework and snake tried to eat itself — Personal Story (45/100)
At 6:05
Rabbit eating paper is normal — the snake self-biting story is rarer and harder to verify.
Why this score: Rabbit eating homework is a classic trope that actually happens.
- Rabbits chew everything including documents
- Snake biting itself during failed strike is unusual but reported in reptile communities
- Butter knife intervention sounds improvised and believable in panic
Original quote: “My rabbit literally at my homework. Yes, ma'am. My rabbit at my homework. Analog look of disapproval. I was feeding my snake live mice and the mice dodged his attack. He ended up biting himself and tried to eat himself. I had to pry his mouth open with a butter knife to get himself off himself.”
Dogs learn to recognize swear words because they mean food dropped — Personal Story (60/100)
At 6:30
Classic dog behavior — they associate the word with the sound of something hitting the floor.
Why this score: Anecdotal but plausible.
- Dogs are excellent at linking sounds to outcomes
- Swearing often coincides with dropped food, creating a conditioned response
- No specific study cited, just personal observation
Original quote: “Our old dog would come running into the kitchen every time I swore it usually meant I dropped something. Yes, dogs obviously prone to picking up on words and phrases.”
Therapist's dog reacts wildly to the phrase 'we're almost out of time' — Personal Story (55/100)
At 6:41
Totally believable — session-ending phrases become powerful cues when repeated daily.
Why this score: Specific trigger learned through routine.
- The phrase signals the end of focused work time
- Dog likely associates it with attention or walks
- Common pattern in work-from-home households
Original quote: “I'm a therapist and work from home. My dog has trained himself to go nuts when I say so. We're almost out of time.”
Owner uses ridiculous code phrases to avoid triggering dogs about going outside — Personal Story (65/100)
At 6:55
Peak dog owner behavior — we've all reached the 'broken Norwegian' stage.
Why this score: Very common workaround.
- Dogs quickly decode spelling and common substitutes
- Owners invent increasingly absurd phrases
- 'W' and 'outside' examples match widespread reports
Original quote: “My dogs go apehit if they think they're going outside... So, I will call it outside uh the big green nature bug central visiting the goat.”
Poodle loses it whenever someone says 'technically' — Personal Story (50/100)
At 7:10
Zero explanation offered — and honestly that's part of the charm.
Why this score: Unexplained trigger, perfectly normal.
- Some word associations are genuinely mysterious
- Could be a past event the owner never witnessed
- No way to verify without more context
Original quote: “My poodle will get super amped up if anybody says technically. We have no idea why.”
Dog reacts to Scottish comedy impression of 'I smell shite' — Personal Story (50/100)
At 7:25
The accent alone is probably doing the heavy lifting here.
Why this score: Voice and tone matter more than words.
- Dogs respond strongly to pitch and inflection
- Comedy impressions often exaggerate these features
- Specific to this owner's performance
Original quote: “My dog stops what he's doing and cocks his head at me if I do an impression of Karen Dunbar's 'I smell shite'”
Saying 'terrorist' stops the dog's tail from wagging — Personal Story (45/100)
At 7:35
Bizarre specific trigger with no obvious origin story.
Why this score: Completely unexplained and unverifiable.
- No context given for how this association formed
- Could be tone, volume, or a one-time event
- Owner admits total confusion
Original quote: “Discovered the word terrorist makes it stop. I genuinely am so confused by how and why.”
Dog screams dramatically every time she poops despite being healthy — Personal Story (55/100)
At 7:50
Vet cleared it — some dogs just have very strong opinions about bathroom time.
Why this score: Medical check rules out pain.
- Owner confirms vet visit found nothing wrong
- Could be excitement, habit, or communication style
- Not uncommon in small breeds
Original quote: “My dog Minnie screams when she poops. I've had it looked at. She's not in pain.”
Other people's cats are learning English while mine are basic — Just Vibes (50/100)
At 8:30
Funny self-own that plays on the gap between impressive pet stories and normal cat behavior.
Why this score: Humorous commentary contrasting the previous claims.
- Pure reaction, no factual assertion being made
- Relies on the absurdity of the English-speaking cat story for the joke
Original quote: “Your cats are learning English. Meanwhile, mine are still figuring out that if you back off of a table, then eventually the table runs out.”
Dog learned to press "No" button during owners' intimate moments — Personal Story (50/100)
At 10:30
Classic button-board story — funny if true, impossible to verify from here.
Why this score: Anecdotal pet story.
- No external evidence exists or is needed
- Sound buttons are real training tools
- One incident doesn't prove the dog understands context
Original quote: “My dog has clear opinions on romance. The first day I put out the buttons, I had no expectations my pup would use them right away. Cut to later that evening when my partner and I are being intimate. He walks over and presses. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.”
Dog keeps interrupting owners with "No" or "right" buttons during intimacy — Personal Story (50/100)
At 10:38
Dog either learned the pattern or just likes the noise — we'll never know.
Why this score: Pure personal story.
- Pattern recognition in dogs is documented
- No way to confirm intent
- Entertaining either way
Original quote: “It's now been a few weeks and every time we kiss or start to do the horizontal tango, my dog presses either No, no, no, no, no, no. Or right.”
Dog mistook person's dark pants for a tree and peed on them — Personal Story (50/100)
At 10:52
Classic case of dog logic — pants = vertical brown thing = bathroom.
Why this score: Dog behavior anecdote.
- Dogs do mark vertical objects
- Color and texture confusion is plausible
- No verification possible
Original quote: “My dog peed on some guy's leg at the dog park because he was wearing dark brown pants. and my pup thought it was a tree.”
Dog stole butter then meat from sandwich and replaced lids/containers — Personal Story (50/100)
At 11:00
Two separate theft stories rolled into one — dogs are sneaky when motivated by food.
Why this score: Food theft anecdotes.
- Both behaviors are common in clever dogs
- Lid replacement is the funny part
- Zero external evidence needed
Original quote: “My dog used to take the lid off of the butter container, eat all of the butter, and put the lid back on. I left my sandwich on the table and walked away. When I grabbed my sandwich off the table and took a bite, there was no meat, just two pieces of bread and mayo, and my dog was off hiding…”
German Shepherd chewed up owner's mother's Bible — Personal Story (50/100)
At 11:10
Bible destruction story — either anxiety or just really good paper.
Why this score: Pet destruction anecdote.
- Nervous chewing is well documented
- Paper products are common targets
- Joke about taste is just comedy
Original quote: “My German Shepherd mix chewed up my mother's Bible. I forgave him. He was just being a nervous dog. Well, that or have you stopped to consider maybe Bibles actually just taste really nice?”
Dog pooped twice in brand new Samsonite suitcase before court — Personal Story (50/100)
At 12:30
Classic pet horror story — the suitcase detail makes it land perfectly.
Why this score: Personal anecdote with no external verification needed.
- Story is internally consistent and specific
- No factual claim being made beyond "this happened to me"
- The timing before court adds to the chaos
Original quote: “Dog ripped open a diaper. Shook poo soaked silica all over the house. Mine took a fat poop in my brand new Samsonite suitcase twice. Shut on my clothes for court.”
Pigeons Pooper and Looper are still active on keyboards — Just Vibes (50/100)
At 14:30
Classic Matt Rose pet chaos — the keyboard pigeons made a comeback and it’s glorious.
Why this score: Pure entertainment segment. No factual claim being made, just sharing an ongoing silly story about trained pigeons pecking at keyboards for Instagram advice.
Original quote: “GOD. OH. HEY, Austron Birds. You may remember Pooper and Looper, the pigeons on keyboards.”
Greyhound repeatedly tries to walk into lake and drown himself — Personal Story (50/100)
At 16:30
Pure anecdote about his greyhound's weird water habit — no way to verify, but sounds exactly like something a clueless dog would do.
Why this score: Personal story so we take it at face value. Key points:
- Speaker describes specific, repeated behavior with his own dog
- No external evidence needed or provided
- Matches common reports of dogs doing bafflingly unsafe things around water
Original quote: “Murray keeps walking straight into the lake to drown like a Victorian widow. Now I just make sure he's on the leash and reel him in like a big dumb fish.”
Named their dog Matt Rose — Personal Story (50/100)
At 18:30
Another pet-naming flex — funny but unverifiable either way.
Why this score: Pure anecdote territory.
- Speaker is sharing a personal naming decision
- No factual claim beyond "I named my dog this"
- Community comments joking about it suggest it's taken as lighthearted storytelling
Original quote: “My almost 2-year-old stuffed elephant is NAMED I'll go with that one. It's better than the dog who's named Oh, hey. This is my dog. He's called Matt Rose.”
Golden retriever stole shoe then proudly buried it in backyard — Personal Story (50/100)
At 18:30
Golden retriever doing golden retriever things — the proud look through the window is the best part.
Why this score: Classic dog anecdote.
- Shoe-stealing and burying is well-documented golden retriever behavior
- No way to verify this specific incident
Original quote: “La my friend's golden retriever stole a guest's shoe and brought it to the backyard and buried it. Everyone watched through the window. The dog looked so proud.”
People share ridiculous pet names like Poo Nugget and Bin Laden — Just Vibes (50/100)
At 18:30
Just people yelling absurd pet names at each other — pure chaos, zero facts to check.
Why this score: This whole stretch is just rapid-fire joke names with no actual claims. It's comedy, not content that needs verification.
Original quote: “somewhere. You either Master Chief's long-lost brother or the master at being a Minecraft Steve or a Dom in the BDSM community. I'd love introducing myself as Elusive Fish. I'd be beneial del Toro, so that's cool, I guess. Hi, I'm [__] Batman. Oh. Oh, no. I was just I'm um I'm Poo Nugget.…”
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