I Tried Every Dorito Flavor…
Credibility score: 47/100 — Mixed Credibility. Several questionable claims detected. Watch with healthy skepticism.
Claims analyzed
Gas station Doritos now contain only eight chips — Sketchy (25/100)
Eight chips is cartoonishly low — real bags have way more.
Rates Nacho Cheese Doritos a 6/10, slightly above average — Opinion (50/100)
Personal ranking, no receipts needed — it's his mouth.
Claims Cool Ranch or purple bag is most kids' favorite — Dubious (35/100)
No data backs the 'most kids' part — just feels true.
Adjusts Nacho Cheese to 5.5 and Cool Ranch to 7 after tasting — Opinion (50/100)
Live taste test adjustment — still just his scale.
Flamin' Hot Doritos just taste like regular nacho cheese with mild burn, scores 6.5/10 — Opinion (50/100)
Tastes subjective but the 'just nacho cheese with burn' call matches how most reviews describe the Flamin' Hot line.
Sweet Chili Doritos taste like ketchup sugar, third ingredient is sugar — Opinion (50/100)
Calling the sweetness 'ketchup sugar' is a wild specific take — no one else is saying that.
Calls Late Night Loaded Taco the worst bag so far with a 4 rating — Opinion (50/100)
Pure taste ranking, no facts to check — just his scale.
Says Sizzling Cheeseburger smells like nothing, lists beef fat as last ingredient — Unverifiable (50/100)
Can't smell through a screen — ingredient order is plausible but unconfirmed here.
Compares Sizzling Cheeseburger flavor to a blended McDonald's cheeseburger dried onto a chip — Opinion (50/100)
Colorful food analogy — no factual claim to verify.
Rates Sizzling Cheeseburger 3.5/10, says it tastes like weird Chipotle mayo-ranch-pickle mix — Opinion (50/100)
Another personal score — his palate, his rules.
Calls Simply Zesty Cool Ranch the "healthy alternative" to regular Doritos — Dubious (35/100)
"Healthy alternative" is marketing speak — chips are still chips.
Chip expired a month ago is still safe unless 2 years old — Dubious (45/100)
Guaranteed-fresh date isn't a hard safety cutoff — still, eating month-old chips is rolling the dice on staleness and off-flavors.
Rates current Doritos flavor a 5, calling it weak and not fun — Opinion (50/100)
Calling it a 5 while still keeping it in the running — hedging already.
Rates Flamas 8.5, calls them A-tier but not S-tier — Opinion (50/100)
Calling Flamas an 8.5 while saying they're nowhere near S-tier — pick a lane, man.
Gives shrimp Doritos 3.5/10, calls it bottom three — Opinion (50/100)
Calling shrimp Doritos bottom three after one bite — bold ranking for a niche flavor.
Red 40 means these chips are only sold in the US — Dubious (45/100)
Red 40's banned in some EU countries but not all — the 'solely US' line is too clean.
American hot wings Doritos have zero spice or wing flavor — Opinion (50/100)
Taste is subjective — he calls them Fritos instead, which is a fair personal take.
Buffalo Doritos get 4.5/10, below average — Opinion (50/100)
Ranks Buffalo at 4.5 while saying he’d still eat them — just wouldn’t buy again.
Spicy sweet chili Doritos now out of top 3 — Opinion (50/100)
Taste test demoted sweet chili — flaming hot trio now rules his board.
Minis get more even seasoning than regular Doritos because of the tube — Opinion (50/100)
Pure taste-test opinion — no way to fact-check how much seasoning actually sticks.
Salsa Verde tastes like a quesadilla and beats the taco flavor — Opinion (50/100)
Pure taste preference — can't fact-check someone's mouth.
Ranks chili lemon Doritos a 9.5, picks texture over flavor — Opinion (50/100)
Calls it a 9.5 purely on airier texture — flavor gets zero points in that math.
Non-US Dorito flavor tastes terrible because it skips red 40 — Opinion (50/100)
Ties bad taste directly to missing red 40 — zero evidence the dye affects flavor at all
Uses aspartame to sweeten these Doritos — Dubious (45/100)
Says first ingredient is aspartame — then reads 'Potatoes' as the actual first ingredient seconds later.
Predicts Flaming Hot Cool Ranch will score a 4 — Opinion (50/100)
Guesses 4 before even tasting it — then lands on a 6 anyway.
Ranks Korean BBQ Dorito an 8, grilled chicken a 10 then demotes it to third — Opinion (50/100)
Called Korean BBQ a clear 8 then instantly bumped grilled chicken to a 10 before reversing himself two seconds later.
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