Software engineer interns on their first day be like...
Credibility score: 18/100 — Very Low Credibility. High BS alert! Many claims lack evidence or are misleading.
Claims analyzed
Install npm, Node, Git, VS Code, Python, Java, C#, C++ plus sign into Confluence, Azure DevOps, Jira, GitHub â Just Vibes (50/100)
Boss rattling off every dev tool known to man like it's a grocery list â this intern's laptop is about to explode ðĨð
Use CLI to install Linux, TypeScript, JavaScript and set up configs â it's simple â BS (10/100)
Command line to 'install Linux, TypeScript, and JavaScript'?? Bro that's some next-level nonsense engineering ððïļð
Button needs 7.5 API calls to AWS Cloud WordPress (middle-end), multi-thread JS to avoid bottlenecking â BS (5/100)
'7.5 API calls' to 'AWS Cloud WordPress' middle-end with JS multi-threading? This boss majored in buzzword bingo â ïļðĐð
Add unsupervised ML to cluster HTML attributes, use Bootstrap to strap it together â BS (8/100)
Unsupervised ML to cluster HTML attrs then 'bootstrap to strap together' â the pun writes itself, chef's kiss absurdity ððĨðŠĶ
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